A humorous guide to data, judgement and making sense of it all.
Have you ever sat through a meeting where everyone had a different report, a different dashboard and a different opinion…
The meeting ended.
The decision didn't.
You're not alone.
You Are Not a Moof Milker is a humorous and refreshingly practical look at the wonderfully human side of data. Through stories, everyday analogies and the occasional appearance of Clone Troopers, banthas, Gremlins and a temporary spreadsheet created in 2017, the book explores why data isn't usually the hardest part of organisational decision-making.
People are.
Whether you're an executive, manager, project leader or simply someone who has ever wondered why "simple" data questions rarely have simple answers, this book will help you see data, governance, leadership and judgement through a different lens.
You'll laugh, recognise a few uncomfortable organisational truths and, hopefully, never look at dashboards, duplicate records or governance meetings quite the same way again.
Because data is easy.
People are the interesting part.
A humorous guide to data, judgement and making sense of it all.
Have you ever sat through a meeting where everyone had a different report, a different dashboard and a different opinion…
The meeting ended.
The decision didn't.
You're not alone.
You Are Not a Moof Milker is a humorous and refreshingly practical look at the wonderfully human side of data. Through stories, everyday analogies and the occasional appearance of Clone Troopers, banthas, Gremlins and a temporary spreadsheet created in 2017, the book explores why data isn't usually the hardest part of organisational decision-making.
People are.
Whether you're an executive, manager, project leader or simply someone who has ever wondered why "simple" data questions rarely have simple answers, this book will help you see data, governance, leadership and judgement through a different lens.
You'll laugh, recognise a few uncomfortable organisational truths and, hopefully, never look at dashboards, duplicate records or governance meetings quite the same way again.
Because data is easy.
People are the interesting part.
Date: 24 August 2026
Format: In-person
Duration:6 hour facilitated executive masterclass
Time: 9:00am – 3:30pm
Location: National Press Club, Barton ACT
Limited to 8 participants to ensure a highly interactive executive experience.
A one-hour coaching session is included for each participant. Coaching sessions are to be arranged directly between the facilitator and participant and scheduled at a mutually agreed time. Facilitators are expected to make reasonable efforts to accommodate participant availability, however sessions will be conducted at a time that is convenient for both parties.
All prices are listed in Australian dollars (AUD), are exclusive of GST, and are quoted per participant.
Further details
Detailed joining instructions and event information will be provided to participants following confirmation of their booking.
Date: 29 September 2026
Format: In-person
Duration:6 hour facilitated executive masterclass
Time: 9:00am – 3:30pm
Location: National Press Club, Barton ACT
Limited to 8 participants to ensure a highly interactive executive experience.
A one-hour coaching session is included for each participant. Coaching sessions are to be arranged directly between the facilitator and participant and scheduled at a mutually agreed time. Facilitators are expected to make reasonable efforts to accommodate participant availability, however sessions will be conducted at a time that is convenient for both parties.
All prices are listed in Australian dollars (AUD), are exclusive of GST, and are quoted per participant.
Further details
Detailed joining instructions and event information will be provided to participants following confirmation of their booking.
Date: 27 October 2026
Format: In-person
Duration:6 hour facilitated executive masterclass
Time: 9:00am – 3:30pm
Location: National Press Club, Barton ACT
Limited to 8 participants to ensure a highly interactive executive experience.
A one-hour coaching session is included for each participant. Coaching sessions are to be arranged directly between the facilitator and participant and scheduled at a mutually agreed time. Facilitators are expected to make reasonable efforts to accommodate participant availability, however sessions will be conducted at a time that is convenient for both parties.
All prices are listed in Australian dollars (AUD), are exclusive of GST, and are quoted per participant.
Further details
Detailed joining instructions and event information will be provided to participants following confirmation of their booking.
Date: 24 November 2026
Format: In-person
Duration:6 hour facilitated executive masterclass
Time: 9:00am – 3:30pm
Location: National Press Club, Barton ACT
Limited to 8 participants to ensure a highly interactive executive experience.
A one-hour coaching session is included for each participant. Coaching sessions are to be arranged directly between the facilitator and participant and scheduled at a mutually agreed time. Facilitators are expected to make reasonable efforts to accommodate participant availability, however sessions will be conducted at a time that is convenient for both parties.
All prices are listed in Australian dollars (AUD), are exclusive of GST, and are quoted per participant.
Further details
Detailed joining instructions and event information will be provided to participants following confirmation of their booking.
Date: Dates for the next workshop will be announced soon.
Format: In-person
Duration: 2 days
Time: 9:30am – 4:30pm
Location: National Press Club, Barton ACT
Limited to 12 participants to maximise discussion, reflection, and practical application.
All prices are listed in Australian dollars (AUD), are exclusive of GST, and are quoted per participant.
Further details
Detailed joining instructions and event information will be provided to participants following confirmation of their booking.
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